Can he keep this up all season? Bob Garcia hopes so. The rest of us? F--- that noise. Josh Allen scored 39 points last night against the Lions, giving the Band Aids a huge early lead over the Recliners. Allen had 35 in a season-opening win over the Invaiders. Is a 37-point average sustainable? We hope not. Chris Zimnoch, I feel for you. Last week, his Recliners got pummelled by the Tirades after the opposing quarterback (Caleb Williams) erupted for an unheard-of 39 points. Fa

Swami goes with the "glass is half full" option as he examines Week 2 matchups The exciting fantasy QB matchup of the week features the Recliners (0-1) and Lamar Jackson (left) going up against the Band Aids (1-0) and Josh Allen. There are two ways to look at the carnage that unfurled in the opening week of the JSFL season. You can take the stance that the first best teams reside in the Shit-Talkers’ division as all five won their openers. Or, the optimist in me looks at it a