Spead Beaters have slim odds (and a 16% chance) of rallying tonight to beat Who Dey I don't know if Jaxson Dart can hear Matt Pringle's plea to score "a shitload of points" tonight, but that is what the Spread Beaters need to rally for a win Three teams aim to remain unbeaten after most of the Week 2 schedule has been played out. Only Matt Pringle's Spread Beaters have any realistic shot at rallying with a Monday Night Football performance. Pringle trails 112-75 but does have

Can he keep this up all season? Bob Garcia hopes so. The rest of us? F--- that noise. Josh Allen scored 39 points last night against the Lions, giving the Band Aids a huge early lead over the Recliners. Allen had 35 in a season-opening win over the Invaiders. Is a 37-point average sustainable? We hope not. Chris Zimnoch, I feel for you. Last week, his Recliners got pummelled by the Tirades after the opposing quarterback (Caleb Williams) erupted for an unheard-of 39 points. Fa